Pastor Bugingo Now Needs 93 Billion for Pentagon, Says Some Worshippers Want It After Drinking Malwa
House of Prayer Ministries' lead pastor, Aloysius Bugingo, in a trending video has once again rallied his flock for divine financial intervention, announcing that he now needs a modest 93 billion shillings to kick off the long awaited Pentagon building project.
According to Bugingo, the construction company has made it clear, no money, no bricks at least until they receive 40% upfront. This means the congregation must dig deep into their pockets and push the fundraising drive to miraculous new heights.
The pastor said that the whole of last year they thought they were to begin the foundation of the Pentagon any time soon. And him with other colleagues had on a daily basis planned about it, however, they were surprised to realize they are in December on 31st and nothing out on the foundation of the Pentagon.
The Pentagon project has been a topic of divine discussion for years. Bugingo first introduced the idea as a mega church dream that would elevate worshippers both spiritually and architecturally.
Over time, the fundraising took different forms, with believers contributing cash and other forms of contributions all in the hope of seeing the structure rise. However, like the biblical Tower of Babel, the project has faced hurdles, including inflation, skeptics, and now, unexpected Pentagon "claimants."
In an unexpected twist, Bugingo has revealed that some unknown individuals have joined the church with suspicious enthusiasm. Their mission? To demand the Pentagon but not after deep fasting or prayer.
"They came, joined us, after taking a few rounds of malwa (local brew), they started asking, 'Where is the Pentagon?'" Bugingo lamented.
The pastor is now urging his flock to stay focused and avoid distractions, emphasizing that the Pentagon belongs to those with faith, commitment, and most importantly financial contributions.
Whether these Pentagon-seekers were truly inspired by the Holy Spirit or just fueled by fermented spirits remains a mystery. But one thing is clear, the fundraising must continue.
